The Perfect S'more
Two (2) crisp honey graham cracker halves, straight from a new package
Two (2) squares Hershey's chocolate
One (1) flawlessly toasted marshmallow, slowly roasted high over glowing BBQ coals, rotated regularly for crispy golden skin and liquid interior
Squish together, allow 27 seconds for chocolate to melt. Scarf down in three (3) bites. Repeat until fingers are sticky and stomach is vaguely sick.
Happt Birthday, America.