So, ToastMom and I are cruising up the dismal New Jersey Turnpike ("The Longest F***ing Road on the Planet") when a miraculous sight appeared before us: An eighteen-wheeler emblazoned with the Doritos logo. All that nacho cheesy goodness, just truckin' along right next to the car.
Actually, it was the second Doritos truck of the drive--we passed another one 'round about Baltimore. If that's not a good omen, I don't know what is.
ToastMom Says: "I don’t want to die because I'm driving like a maniac so that you can take pictures of a damn Dorito truck."